Sarah Palin Book-Signing

February 14th, 2010 by thefruitfly

Teabagging for Jesus

February 14th, 2010 by thefruitfly


Teabagging: Ahh, a gay man’s favorite definition for a stupid Republican Another definition:
2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by throwing tea into a river.

And my personal favorite:

A misinformed, right-wing corporate media consumer who often fails to understand that BOTH major parties represent a corrupt plutocracy that steals from the middle class by taxing labor and profiting from corporate tax subsidies.

A teabagger also often fails to acknowledge that George W. Bush and his neo-conservative minions perpetrated one of the boldest and most egregious executive power grabs in the history of the United States. Furthermore, teabaggers mistakenly continue to blame a newly elected President Obama for all that ails the United States of America, based on a grossly flawed perception of reality (including latent racial prejudice) and despite the fact the U.S. economy collapsed on the previous administration’s watch.

Teabaggers are also known to base their misguided, right-wing-media-inspired beliefs about President Obama on stupid conspiracy theories about totalitarian takeovers, FEMA camps, etc., despite the fact these very same theories have been circulating around on the Internet for years, and were originally ascribed to neo-conservative cabalists at a time when Barack Obama had not even entered national politics. Teabaggers also are known to be particularly paranoid, xenophobic and intolerant, especially with regard to immigrants and anyone who isn’t white.

Additionally, teabaggers generally echo stupid myths about entitlement spending (it actually only accounts for about 1% of federal budget spending), have no idea that most poor people i…

The Right to Free Speech (In English Only)

February 13th, 2010 by thefruitfly

A Spanish speaking bi-lingual school secretary in the Charlotte-Mecklenburg School District has been fired for .. ehem .. speaking Spanish to Spanish-speaking parents.  Latina Lista, carried by Think Progress reports:

The lawsuit against Charlotte Mecklenburg Schools is now in federal court because a former employee said the CMS violated her civil rights because she spoke Spanish to parents even though she was hired to be the school’s bilingual secretary…

She claims in September of 2008, when a new principal came to the school, a new rule was given to all staff members to not speak Spanish to parents. The lawsuit claims Mateo, a bilingual secretary, continued to speak Spanish to many parents, after all, the school is more than a third Hispanic, well above the district average…Within a month of the alleged new rule, Mateo was told the school accepted her resignation, even though she says she never offered to resign.

Does anybody find the irony in the hypocracy in an institution of learning prohibiting a fundamental right in the United States?  I didn’t see the footnote in the United States Constitution that the Right to Free Speech mean English only.  It’s a good think my Grandma is dead:  She spoke German!  And sheeshe!   We all know how dangerous those Germans can be!

Nancy Elliott (R-NH): Homophobe Describing “Gay Sex” Human-Poop Included

February 13th, 2010 by thefruitfly

Nancy Elliot (R-NH), a Michele Bachmann-wanna-be, describes “gay sex” in an effort to win the Barf-Contest:

New Hampshire State Rep. Nancy Elliott (R) shared some of her views about anal sex at a recent executive session to repeal same-sex marriage. Rep. Elliott does not discuss the bill in the clip below, but she does share her views, extensively and graphically, on anal sex.

“We’re talking about taking the penis of one man and putting it in the rectum of another man and wriggling it around in excrement. ” Rep. Elliott said. “And you have to think, I’m not sure, would I allow that to be done to me?”


YouTube FruitFly's link to

After someone behind the camera pleaded with her to get back to the topic at hand, she replied:

Rep. Elliott, however, was undeterred. “They are now teaching it in the public school. They are showing our fifth graders how they can actually perform this kind of sex… They are saying this is something that you, as a 5th grader, may want to try.”


Elliott got it all wrong… In lieu of “gay sex and poop”, she forgot the pleasures of “str8 sex”. You know: When a man puts his penis inside a woman’s vagina and wriggles around inside her urine.  …Because I can figure out that whole urine-stir fest by watching the Double-Mint Twins commercial or any  uneventful episode of a CBS soap-opera.

How does she know what two men do in their bedrooms?  What level of perversion does the GOP stoop before we begin rounding them up as sexual predators?

To my friend Brad who sent me the YouTube: “Thanks hombre… I needed that video like I needed a hole in the head.  Err… Wait: “I needed that video like I needed a Roto-Rooter in my muffler-pipe.”

The Elephant in the Room

February 9th, 2010 by thefruitfly

An Even-Tempered Apology to Sarah Palin

February 7th, 2010 by thefruitfly

Watch  for Sarah Palin to shit unicorns and Cheerios out of her ass and shake the vowels out of her Holy Bible over this.

Super Squirrel

February 4th, 2010 by thefruitfly

Putting the “Dooper” in “Squirrelisms”.

The Deficit of Trust

February 1st, 2010 by thefruitfly

Rip Torn’s Mugshot

February 1st, 2010 by thefruitfly

Nothing worse than being a sloppy drunk than to be a sloppy bank robber and drunk!

State police said the 78-year-old was arrested on Friday night after he was found inside the Litchfield Bancorp bank with a loaded revolver.

The actor, best known as Agent Zed in the Men In Black films, was charged with burglary and possession of a firearm without a permit.

He is being held on $100,000 (£62,688) bail and is due in court on Monday.

This is apparently his third or fourth arrest for being a sloppy fall-down drunk.

2010 Grammy Awards: Most Visually Stunning

February 1st, 2010 by thefruitfly

I’m doubting Pink handed out umbrellas for this performance, and perhaps nobody really minded.  One would have to hand it to her – that was incredible.

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