Nancy Elliot (R-NH), a Michele Bachmann-wanna-be, describes “gay sex” in an effort to win the Barf-Contest:

New Hampshire State Rep. Nancy Elliott (R) shared some of her views about anal sex at a recent executive session to repeal same-sex marriage. Rep. Elliott does not discuss the bill in the clip below, but she does share her views, extensively and graphically, on anal sex.

“We’re talking about taking the penis of one man and putting it in the rectum of another man and wriggling it around in excrement. ” Rep. Elliott said. “And you have to think, I’m not sure, would I allow that to be done to me?”

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After someone behind the camera pleaded with her to get back to the topic at hand, she replied:

Rep. Elliott, however, was undeterred. “They are now teaching it in the public school. They are showing our fifth graders how they can actually perform this kind of sex… They are saying this is something that you, as a 5th grader, may want to try.”

Elliott got it all wrong… In lieu of “gay sex and poop”, she forgot the pleasures of “str8 sex”. You know: When a man puts his penis inside a woman’s vagina and wriggles around inside her urine.  …Because I can figure out that whole urine-stir fest by watching the Double-Mint Twins commercial or any  uneventful episode of a CBS soap-opera.

How does she know what two men do in their bedrooms?  What level of perversion does the GOP stoop before we begin rounding them up as sexual predators?

To my friend Brad who sent me the YouTube: “Thanks hombre… I needed that video like I needed a hole in the head.  Err… Wait: “I needed that video like I needed a Roto-Rooter in my muffler-pipe.”