Oh wait! That was the “Family Values Crowd” that was talking about that… I forgot!! Hooray for the liberals in Massachusetts!! They’ve elected their first porn-star!!
It’s the “Silent Obvious”, contrary to the very same “Moral Majority”: When you’ve got Death Doctors stomping through Oregon and marching eastward through Montana, who’s bothering with the silliness of beauty-queens from Alaska with Death Panels from Obama?
Two white guys sympathising over the political demise of a washed-up beauty queen from Alaska. It’s the essence of pot smokers everywhere from the mayor of Alaska’s going up in flames with a Bic and a metal-spoon.
And when your ultra-right wing ding-bat conservative Aunt Clara comes to visit (and your Mom remebers and forces you to wear it while she’s in town): Steal your Mom’s pearls and wear it with a thong and I promise you’ll never have to wear it again.
Let’s come to grips on some psychological level depths of the contemporary psyche: Being Queer isn’t new!
The Gay Liberation movement didn’t start with the Stonewall Riots, people. It started with people like your Aunt Clara! She was a Republican and a Rush Limbaugh fan! It was the GOP that made you gay because they duped your Moms and Dads into believing they were simply making a hobby out of sleep-ware for your own benefit.
The next thing you know, your the handsome H.S. basketball coach’s favourite defensive left-guard and you’ve landed the starring role in Shakespear’s Midsummer Nights Dream!
…one thing leads to another and the next thing you know: You’re in the Gay Pride Parade and your throwing condoms at drag queens.
Please: Don’t let your children dress in “Aunt Clara sleep-ware!”
GLSEN, the Gay, Lesbian Straight Education Network has produced a theatrical play to raise funds.Please note: These are students, both gay and straight who’ve come together for the production in NYC. Let’s keep a perspective, people!
The topic du jur of the play is that Santa Clause has admitted that he’s in love with imaginary Italian toy-maker Giovanni Geppetto. <- Lame, I know. But this is a play written by students… So, we grin and applaud and cheer them on for their achievement(s).
The play, and its subject matter has come under scrutiny from James “The Scrooge” Dobson’s “Focus on the Family” who went out front and center by saying:
Yet more evidence revealing the dark side of GLSEN–the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network—has surfaced. (GLSEN is the group founded by President Obama’s “safe school’s czar,” Kevin Jennings.) At issue this time is a GLSEN fundraiser featuring a theatrical play called Santa Claus is Coming Out! GLSEN’s fundraiser invitation says the play depicts “Santa in his heartfelt struggle to reconcile his romantic relationship with Italian toy maker Giovanni Geppetto.” Pictures on a Web site promoting the production depict Santa in not-so-subtle sexually suggestive situations. The play also mocks those who support traditional values. It’s sad that GLSEN, which claims that it wants to protect kids, has chosen to use a fundraising tool that perverts the innocence of Christmas and sexualizes the longtime, child-revered icon of Santa Claus.
Nice. As if the uber-religious freak-a-zoid Asshole-Dobson could give a shit about Santa Clause, or some Disney character named Giovanni Geppetto.
Notice… “the Dark Side” description. <– What a joke. Reminder: We’re talking about kids producing a play. Dobson lost the argument by trying to spin the topic into a conversation about “the Dark Side”. Nobody has questioned Dobson if he isn’t the very same “dark side”, yet.
If Dobson can claim the ability to identify it: Isn’t he throwing himself out there on his own behalf? (“James Dobson is a Salamander who eats raw baby shit!!” I’ve never tasted baby-shit, but Dobson eats baby shit all of the time… Because I’ve decided to go public with the “fact”!)
…It would appear that the baby shit has hit James “I Hate Everybody” Dobson’s fan.
Sean Chapin, a GLBT activist and film-maker, has produced a YouTube that follows the same genre about Santa coming out of the closet, just to piss Dobson off even more.
