Nancy Elliot (R-NH), a Michele Bachmann-wanna-be, describes “gay sex” in an effort to win the Barf-Contest:
New Hampshire State Rep. Nancy Elliott (R) shared some of her views about anal sex at a recent executive session to repeal same-sex marriage. Rep. Elliott does not discuss the bill in the clip below, but she does share her views, extensively and graphically, on anal sex.
“We’re talking about taking the penis of one man and putting it in the rectum of another man and wriggling it around in excrement. ” Rep. Elliott said. “And you have to think, I’m not sure, would I allow that to be done to me?”
After someone behind the camera pleaded with her to get back to the topic at hand, she replied:
Rep. Elliott, however, was undeterred. “They are now teaching it in the public school. They are showing our fifth graders how they can actually perform this kind of sex… They are saying this is something that you, as a 5th grader, may want to try.”
Elliott got it all wrong… In lieu of “gay sex and poop”, she forgot the pleasures of “str8 sex”. You know: When a man puts his penis inside a woman’s vagina and wriggles around inside her urine. …Because I can figure out that whole urine-stir fest by watching the Double-Mint Twins commercial or any uneventful episode of a CBS soap-opera.
How does she know what two men do in their bedrooms? What level of perversion does the GOP stoop before we begin rounding them up as sexual predators?
To my friend Brad who sent me the YouTube: “Thanks hombre… I needed that video like I needed a hole in the head. Err… Wait: “I needed that video like I needed a Roto-Rooter in my muffler-pipe.”
And when your ultra-right wing ding-bat conservative Aunt Clara comes to visit (and your Mom remebers and forces you to wear it while she’s in town): Steal your Mom’s pearls and wear it with a thong and I promise you’ll never have to wear it again.
Let’s come to grips on some psychological level depths of the contemporary psyche: Being Queer isn’t new!
The Gay Liberation movement didn’t start with the Stonewall Riots, people. It started with people like your Aunt Clara! She was a Republican and a Rush Limbaugh fan! It was the GOP that made you gay because they duped your Moms and Dads into believing they were simply making a hobby out of sleep-ware for your own benefit.
The next thing you know, your the handsome H.S. basketball coach’s favourite defensive left-guard and you’ve landed the starring role in Shakespear’s Midsummer Nights Dream!
…one thing leads to another and the next thing you know: You’re in the Gay Pride Parade and your throwing condoms at drag queens.
Please: Don’t let your children dress in “Aunt Clara sleep-ware!”
The Charge of the Light Brigade was a complete disaster lead by the British cavalry and Lord Cardigan against the Russians in 1854. The battle was during the Crimean War and became known by the Russians as the Valley of Death. Alfred, Lord Tennyson would later write the epic poem entitling it with the now famous name.
Bachmann throws out this stupidity because it sounds “good” and the people who are rallying around her are too stupid to realize the idiocy coming out of her mouth.
While Bachmann continues to vote against the needs of her own constituents, her district continues to go down the tubes. Congress-freak Michele Bachmann (R-MN 6th) has voted against every measure that would benefit those living in her district in exchange for gaining party loyalty. And while she continues to spew outrageous ideas like encouraging “mass suicide” while visiting Colorado, she refuses to take responsibility for the plight of those living in her own district.
