Teabagging: Ahh, a gay man’s favorite definition for a stupid Republican Another definition:
2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by throwing tea into a river.

And my personal favorite:

A misinformed, right-wing corporate media consumer who often fails to understand that BOTH major parties represent a corrupt plutocracy that steals from the middle class by taxing labor and profiting from corporate tax subsidies.

A teabagger also often fails to acknowledge that George W. Bush and his neo-conservative minions perpetrated one of the boldest and most egregious executive power grabs in the history of the United States. Furthermore, teabaggers mistakenly continue to blame a newly elected President Obama for all that ails the United States of America, based on a grossly flawed perception of reality (including latent racial prejudice) and despite the fact the U.S. economy collapsed on the previous administration’s watch.

Teabaggers are also known to base their misguided, right-wing-media-inspired beliefs about President Obama on stupid conspiracy theories about totalitarian takeovers, FEMA camps, etc., despite the fact these very same theories have been circulating around on the Internet for years, and were originally ascribed to neo-conservative cabalists at a time when Barack Obama had not even entered national politics. Teabaggers also are known to be particularly paranoid, xenophobic and intolerant, especially with regard to immigrants and anyone who isn’t white.

Additionally, teabaggers generally echo stupid myths about entitlement spending (it actually only accounts for about 1% of federal budget spending), have no idea that most poor people i…

If we’re going to celebrate the New Year – we may as well celebrate it like hetero-white homophobes!

PAT ROBERTSON: And, you know, Kristi, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, “We will serve you if you will get us free from the French.” True story. And so, the devil said, “OK, it’s a deal.”

And they kicked the French out. You know, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other. Desperately poor. That island of Hispaniola is one island. It’s cut down the middle. On the one side is Haiti; on the other side is the Dominican Republic. Dominican Republic is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, et cetera. Haiti is in desperate poverty. Same island. They need to have and we need to pray for them a great turning to God. And out of this tragedy, I’m optimistic something good may come. But right now, we’re helping the suffering people, and the suffering is unimaginable.

KRISTI WATTS (co-douche bag): Absolutely, Pat.

Absolutely, Pat.

Haitian people deserved this?

Seriously?

From Huffington:

Sen. Joseph Lieberman (I-Conn.) offered a rare defense of Barack Obama on Sunday — and an even rarer rebuke of Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) — after the Arizona Republican accused the president of “leading an extreme left-wing crusade to bankrupt America.”

In what was a reversal of the role he played during the presidential campaign — when he stumped on McCain’s behalf and spoke at the Republican convention — Lieberman said he disagreed with the anti-Obama radio ads McCain is running in his home state.

“You know every now and then John McCain and I disagree sometimes, and that’s one of the cases,” Lieberman said on CNN’s “State of the Union.” “So I don’t agree with that. I think the president understands the importance of bringing our government back into balance. Look he came in, in a most difficult economic time, inheriting a national debt that had doubled in the preceding eight years. I think you are going to hear from the president in the State of a Union, maybe earlier, about some tough medicine for our economy. We need it and I hope that there will be bipartisan support in Congress for doing that.”

I love it when Republicans New England douche-bags throw boomerangs into American politics.   Especially when they’re cashing in on future 2012 presidential campaigns.  Kudos to Lieberman for playing an Ace that he has zero-ownership.

Pretending to befriend Obama is nothing short of a sock-puppet of stupidity.  But we already knew that, of course.

How can any journalist, without playing to the Republican Propaganda Machine, sit there and let Giuliani get a free pass on a statement like that?

Doesn’t Rotten Rudy remember Richard Reed, the shoebombers attempt and domestic terrorism?

Orly Taitz, Esq is the Phyllis Schaffley of failure. Corruption and the Den of Inequity are lost onto religious zealots who would rather the American public write in Cyrillic and subversive Catholic-controlled Russian Orthodoxy

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The GOP has latched on to political clowns like Orally Taitz and the..ehem “Liberal” press has given a free-pass for their efforts.  Progressive politics can hail and waive the success of the Limbaugh-version of Gomer Pyle politic for decades to come.

Signed: “Orly Taitz DDS Esq.”

Want to try to convert a gay person to become a hetero?  Think again!

…Unless you’re just working on a gay speed-dating event.

If you don’t have time to watch the full 7-minute drama-piece…

“He asked how large my penis was,” McAlvey explained of Jones’ therapy. “He asked if I shave my pubic hair. He asked what type of underwear that I wore. He wanted me to describe my sexual fantasies to him and the type of men I’m attracted to. On one occasion, he asked me to take my shirt off and show him how many push-ups I could do, which I did not do.”

I’m turned on just posting the piece!!

Jesus Christ!!

Confused?

I can help with GOP CNN’s video what’s going on.  This video was presented by the GOP as a propaganda promotion that “gays” can be “cured”

Bear hugs and manly-hugs from cured-hetero men helped (alegedly):

” by great big bear hugs and snuggles by self-proclaimed “heterosexual” (ehem) “men”:

MOM! MOM!! MOM!!

The GLBT sponsored “Truth Wins Out” has published the stupidity coming out of the Focus in the Family and the Catholic Community‘s efforts to ruin the idea behind the “Gay when I was born” ideology.

The x-gay movement is capturing young uneducated people and trying to convert them into a religious cult that they’ll claim to be a sexual cult (homosexuality) from the front-end.

MOM! MOM! MOM!!!!

<snork>

The answer is obvious:  If you were born gay;

Jealous that the Nobel Committee has passed on handing the Prize to their own personal douchebags like Bush, Cheney or Libertarian Old-Crank Ron Paul (R-TX), the Right Wing Nuts have come up with a brand-new reason to complain about President Obama.

From the American Heritage Foundation’s Matthew Spaulding quotes the United States Constitution has his source of the gripe:

A clause in Article I, Section 9 of the U.S. Constitution states: “No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office or Trust under them, shall, without the consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign state.” That raises a question: Is the Nobel Peace Prize an “Emolument” — a gift arising from one’s office which includes some sort of monetary award with it?

Spaulding points out that Obama has 60 days to hand over the award (so they can deny he was ever awarded it in the first place).  I’ll assume that if Obama doesn’t hand over the award, Spaulding and his band of Merry Goofs will hire the Sheriff of Nottingham to have the President of the United States arrested and tried for treason.

Spaulding opens his mouth and dumb things come tumbling out of it:

“The Commission, the group that gives out the Nobel Prize, is actually appointed by the Parliament of Norway, which is [to] say that it’s connected with a foreign state. This makes it very interesting,” the Heritage scholar notes.  “In 1993, President Clinton’s own Office of Legal Counsel said that it didn’t have to be a foreign state acting in a formal way, but could be, rather, indirect. [This] seems to be a perfect example of what the Nobel Prize is — and the Founders put this clause in the Constitution precisely to make sure that foreign states didn’t unwarrantedly influence American domestic politics.”

Enter his conspiracy theory:

Spalding believes the Nobel Prize Commission intended to give the award to a president who had not yet accomplished anything, in hopes of encouraging him to do certain things in the future. Interestingly Nobel committee chairman Thorbjorn Jagland has defended the choice of Obama, saying the prize should be an “instrument for peace rather than [a] stamp of approval.”

Barack Obama is the third sitting president to be given the award after Woodrow Wilson (D) and Theodore Roosevelt (R & Progressive Party).  I’ll go out on a limb here, but I’m guessing Spaulding didn’t have a problem with those earlier two presidents’ award because they were white guys. It’s the black guys, you see, that can’t be trusted.

Give a black man a Nobel Prize, and he’ll kiss anybody’s booty-ass.  Everybody knows that!  Just ask Matthew Spaulding!

I’m going out on a limb and take a guess that this stupidity will be the new Fox News “Haunt” throughout the Holiday Season.  They’re going to milk this stupidity throughout New Years Eve.

h/t Joe.My.God.

GLSEN, the Gay, Lesbian Straight Education Network has produced a theatrical play to raise funds. Please note: These are students, both gay and straight who’ve come together for the production in NYC.  Let’s keep a perspective, people!

The topic du jur of the play is that Santa Clause has admitted that he’s in love with imaginary Italian toy-maker Giovanni Geppetto.  <- Lame, I know.  But this is a play written by students…  So, we grin and applaud and cheer them on for their achievement(s).

The play, and its subject matter has come under scrutiny from James “The Scrooge” Dobson’s “Focus on the Family” who went out front and center by saying:

Yet more evidence revealing the dark side of GLSEN–the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network—has surfaced. (GLSEN is the group founded by President Obama’s “safe school’s czar,” Kevin Jennings.) At issue this time is a GLSEN fundraiser featuring a theatrical play called Santa Claus is Coming Out! GLSEN’s fundraiser invitation says the play depicts “Santa in his heartfelt struggle to reconcile his romantic relationship with Italian toy maker Giovanni Geppetto.” Pictures on a Web site promoting the production depict Santa in not-so-subtle sexually suggestive situations. The play also mocks those who support traditional values. It’s sad that GLSEN, which claims that it wants to protect kids, has chosen to use a fundraising tool that perverts the innocence of Christmas and sexualizes the longtime, child-revered icon of Santa Claus.

Nice.  As if the uber-religious freak-a-zoid Asshole-Dobson could give a shit about Santa Clause, or some Disney character named Giovanni Geppetto.

Notice… “the Dark Side” description.   <– What a joke.  Reminder: We’re talking about kids producing a play.  Dobson lost the argument by trying to spin the topic into a conversation about “the Dark Side”.   Nobody has questioned Dobson if he isn’t the very same “dark side”, yet.

If Dobson can claim the ability to identify it: Isn’t he throwing himself out there on his own behalf?  (“James Dobson is a Salamander who eats raw baby shit!!”  I’ve never tasted baby-shit, but Dobson eats baby shit all of the time… Because I’ve decided to go public with the “fact”!)

…It would appear that the baby shit has hit James “I Hate Everybody” Dobson’s fan.

Sean Chapin, a GLBT activist and film-maker, has produced a YouTube that follows the same genre about Santa coming out of the closet, just to piss Dobson off even more.

enjoy

Sean Chapin has a Facebook page that can be found here. Chapin is a gay activist who has a long history for being persecuted for his effectiveness “Vlogging”

…Leave it to the Gays who understand how to play under the (political) wire better than “Them”.

Another h/t to Joe.My.God.

Aside from his tongue shaped like a scorpion’s tongue, this animation has appeal based on the irony of the obvious: We no longer care what mass-media is screaming at us – whether (politically) Right or (politically) Left.

The noise has deafened the pedestrian American into a strange submission of obedience.