Teabagging: Ahh, a gay man’s favorite definition for a stupid Republican Another definition:
2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by throwing tea into a river.
And my personal favorite:
A misinformed, right-wing corporate media consumer who often fails to understand that BOTH major parties represent a corrupt plutocracy that steals from the middle class by taxing labor and profiting from corporate tax subsidies.
A teabagger also often fails to acknowledge that George W. Bush and his neo-conservative minions perpetrated one of the boldest and most egregious executive power grabs in the history of the United States. Furthermore, teabaggers mistakenly continue to blame a newly elected President Obama for all that ails the United States of America, based on a grossly flawed perception of reality (including latent racial prejudice) and despite the fact the U.S. economy collapsed on the previous administration’s watch.
Teabaggers are also known to base their misguided, right-wing-media-inspired beliefs about President Obama on stupid conspiracy theories about totalitarian takeovers, FEMA camps, etc., despite the fact these very same theories have been circulating around on the Internet for years, and were originally ascribed to neo-conservative cabalists at a time when Barack Obama had not even entered national politics. Teabaggers also are known to be particularly paranoid, xenophobic and intolerant, especially with regard to immigrants and anyone who isn’t white.
Additionally, teabaggers generally echo stupid myths about entitlement spending (it actually only accounts for about 1% of federal budget spending), have no idea that most poor people i…
It’s the “Silent Obvious”, contrary to the very same “Moral Majority”: When you’ve got Death Doctors stomping through Oregon and marching eastward through Montana, who’s bothering with the silliness of beauty-queens from Alaska with Death Panels from Obama?
Two white guys sympathising over the political demise of a washed-up beauty queen from Alaska. It’s the essence of pot smokers everywhere from the mayor of Alaska’s going up in flames with a Bic and a metal-spoon.
And when your ultra-right wing ding-bat conservative Aunt Clara comes to visit (and your Mom remebers and forces you to wear it while she’s in town): Steal your Mom’s pearls and wear it with a thong and I promise you’ll never have to wear it again.
Let’s come to grips on some psychological level depths of the contemporary psyche: Being Queer isn’t new!
The Gay Liberation movement didn’t start with the Stonewall Riots, people. It started with people like your Aunt Clara! She was a Republican and a Rush Limbaugh fan! It was the GOP that made you gay because they duped your Moms and Dads into believing they were simply making a hobby out of sleep-ware for your own benefit.
The next thing you know, your the handsome H.S. basketball coach’s favourite defensive left-guard and you’ve landed the starring role in Shakespear’s Midsummer Nights Dream!
…one thing leads to another and the next thing you know: You’re in the Gay Pride Parade and your throwing condoms at drag queens.
Please: Don’t let your children dress in “Aunt Clara sleep-ware!”
