Str8 Folks Sue The Gays in Austria

February 21st, 2010 by thefruitfly

This is fun. It proves how far the Progressives are in Europe and Americans are still Cave-Dwellers on the the topic of Same-Sex Marriage and Civil Unions:

A heterosexual couple in Austria is fighting for the right to enter into a registered civil partnership – introduced for homosexual couples in January 2010. Under current law the couple will be denied that right – but they have vowed to take the case to the country’s constitutional court to overturn what they says is a discriminatory legislation.

I’m hoked already: Hetero’s?  Whining about being in the minority?

Austria introduced civil unions for gay couples on January 1, affording them some of the rights enjoyed by their heterosexual counterparts. The new legislation, passed after weeks of wrangling between the ruling Social Democrats and their conservative coalition partner in government, gives same-sex couples a status similar to traditional marriage but different in a number of respects. For instance, there are less strict rules in the event of a divorce.

 A gay coupleBildunterschrift: Großansicht des Bildes mit der Bildunterschrift: ‘The issue is equality – nothing but equality,’ the couple argues

The heterosexual couple in question argues that this is a more modern form of union – which simply suits them better than a traditional marriage. And if it’s offered to gay couples, why shouldn’t it be an option for them as well? The issue at stake, they argue, is standing up against discrimination.

“Everyone should have the same rights, and there shouldn’t be different rules for different people,” the couple’s lawyer, Helmut Graupner, told Deutsche Welle.

“Regardless of how many different forms of union a state provides to couples, all of those forms should be available for everyone and must not be restricted on the basis of race, class or sex or gender or other criteria, which are traditionally the very criteria for discrimination,” Graupner said.

I like it!  “Tittie-Chasers are on-the-run!”

A Little Bit “Equal”

“The issue is equality - nothing but equality,” Graupner said. “You can not be ‘a little bit equal.’ Just like you can’t be ‘a little bit pregnant’ or ‘a little bit dead.’ Unless you’re entitled to the same kind of institutions and forms of law you’re not being treated equally and that’s discriminatory. That’s what we are fighting against – we’re fighting for the rights of both heterosexuals and homosexuals.”

Graupner is not only trying to help the heterosexual couple to get a ‘gay’ marriage. He’s also representing gay couples who want a traditional marriage – rather than the registered civil partnership that lawmakers have agreed on. The current legislation provides same-sex couples with equal rights to heterosexuals with regards to pensions and alimony – but the law for instance continues to ban adoption. It also does not allow civil partnership ceremonies at the civil registry office, where heterosexual couples can marry.

Yet Graupner is up against strong resistance. The country’s conservative party – the Austrian Peoples Party – only reluctantly agreed to the civil partnership in the first place. The conservatives insists that significant differences between the two forms of union must remain.

Ah!  Since we’re unequal, we’re worthy of a law-suit because you’re not unequal-enough under federal law?

The entire design is hysterical.

The Catholic Church isn’t amused by the entire epic.  Austria is like 900% Catholic and the entire subject of Church v. Law lays in question on the subject and it appears that the Church is on the Outs.

It sucks to be “Church”!

Jesus: 2K10

January 13th, 2010 by thefruitfly

If we’re going to celebrate the New Year – we may as well celebrate it like hetero-white homophobes!

PAT ROBERTSON: And, you know, Kristi, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, “We will serve you if you will get us free from the French.” True story. And so, the devil said, “OK, it’s a deal.”

And they kicked the French out. You know, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other. Desperately poor. That island of Hispaniola is one island. It’s cut down the middle. On the one side is Haiti; on the other side is the Dominican Republic. Dominican Republic is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, et cetera. Haiti is in desperate poverty. Same island. They need to have and we need to pray for them a great turning to God. And out of this tragedy, I’m optimistic something good may come. But right now, we’re helping the suffering people, and the suffering is unimaginable.

KRISTI WATTS (co-douche bag): Absolutely, Pat.

Absolutely, Pat.

Haitian people deserved this?

Seriously?

Suicide is Painless in Montana

January 1st, 2010 by thefruitfly

Sarah Palin‘s “Death Panels” failed in Montana:

The Supreme Court in Montana has ruled that nothing in the state’s law prevents patients from seeking medical assistance to commit suicide.”

Doctors will now be able to prescribe the necessary drugs to the terminally ill without fear of prosecution.

It’s the “Silent Obvious”, contrary to the very same “Moral Majority”: When you’ve got Death Doctors stomping through Oregon and marching eastward through Montana, who’s bothering with the silliness of beauty-queens from Alaska with Death Panels from Obama?

Ted Haggard (GW Bush Prayer-Buddy) Finds a New Jesus-Flock

December 30th, 2009 by thefruitfly

Transgendered Christmas: Take It Off!

December 26th, 2009 by thefruitfly

And you wondered where gay people came from?

I couldn’t agree more – Take that thing off!

And when your ultra-right wing ding-bat conservative Aunt Clara comes to visit (and your Mom remebers and forces you to wear it while she’s in town): Steal your Mom’s pearls and wear it with a thong and I promise you’ll never have to wear it again.

Let’s come to grips on some psychological level depths of the contemporary psyche: Being Queer isn’t new!

The Gay Liberation movement didn’t start with the Stonewall Riots, people. It started with people like your Aunt Clara! She was a Republican and a Rush Limbaugh fan! It was the GOP that made you gay because they duped your Moms and Dads into believing they were simply making a hobby out of sleep-ware for your own benefit.

The next thing you know, your the handsome H.S. basketball coach’s favourite defensive left-guard and you’ve landed the starring role in Shakespear’s Midsummer Nights Dream!

…one thing leads to another and the next thing you know: You’re in the Gay Pride Parade and your throwing condoms at drag queens.

Please: Don’t let your children dress in “Aunt Clara sleep-ware!”

Religious “X-Gay” Programs: Closeted Perverts

December 17th, 2009 by thefruitfly

Want to try to convert a gay person to become a hetero?  Think again!

…Unless you’re just working on a gay speed-dating event.

If you don’t have time to watch the full 7-minute drama-piece…

He asked how large my penis was,” McAlvey explained of Jones’ therapy. “He asked if I shave my pubic hair. He asked what type of underwear that I wore. He wanted me to describe my sexual fantasies to him and the type of men I’m attracted to. On one occasion, he asked me to take my shirt off and show him how many push-ups I could do, which I did not do.”

I’m turned on just posting the piece!!

Jesus Christ!!

Confused?

I can help with GOP CNN’s video what’s going on.  This video was presented by the GOP as a propaganda promotion that “gays” can be “cured”

Bear hugs and manly-hugs from cured-hetero men helped (alegedly):

” by great big bear hugs and snuggles by self-proclaimed “heterosexual” (ehem) “men”:

MOM! MOM!! MOM!!

The GLBT sponsored “Truth Wins Out” has published the stupidity coming out of the Focus in the Family and the Catholic Community‘s efforts to ruin the idea behind the “Gay when I was born” ideology.

The x-gay movement is capturing young uneducated people and trying to convert them into a religious cult that they’ll claim to be a sexual cult (homosexuality) from the front-end.

MOM! MOM! MOM!!!!

<snork>

The answer is obvious:  If you were born gay;

Adam Lambert on The View (a.k.a. Old bitches fawning over gay guys)

December 11th, 2009 by thefruitfly

The Astounding Ex-Gay Apology To The Obvious Lesbian

December 11th, 2009 by thefruitfly


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It’s a historic reveal!

…Ex-Gays butt up against the lesbian on the subject: “Gays Are Subjective: They Are Queer Because they Chose To Be Queer!”  (Unlike the pro-choice issue for women, of course.)

Repent: Hell Awaits You!

December 7th, 2009 by thefruitfly

Yale students doing their best to piss off local street preachers.

h/t Joe.My.God

Santa Clause is Coming… “OUT”

December 6th, 2009 by thefruitfly

GLSEN, the Gay, Lesbian Straight Education Network has produced a theatrical play to raise funds. Please note: These are students, both gay and straight who’ve come together for the production in NYC.  Let’s keep a perspective, people!

The topic du jur of the play is that Santa Clause has admitted that he’s in love with imaginary Italian toy-maker Giovanni Geppetto.  <- Lame, I know.  But this is a play written by students…  So, we grin and applaud and cheer them on for their achievement(s).

The play, and its subject matter has come under scrutiny from James “The Scrooge” Dobson’s “Focus on the Family” who went out front and center by saying:

Yet more evidence revealing the dark side of GLSEN–the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network—has surfaced. (GLSEN is the group founded by President Obama’s “safe school’s czar,” Kevin Jennings.) At issue this time is a GLSEN fundraiser featuring a theatrical play called Santa Claus is Coming Out! GLSEN’s fundraiser invitation says the play depicts “Santa in his heartfelt struggle to reconcile his romantic relationship with Italian toy maker Giovanni Geppetto.” Pictures on a Web site promoting the production depict Santa in not-so-subtle sexually suggestive situations. The play also mocks those who support traditional values. It’s sad that GLSEN, which claims that it wants to protect kids, has chosen to use a fundraising tool that perverts the innocence of Christmas and sexualizes the longtime, child-revered icon of Santa Claus.

Nice.  As if the uber-religious freak-a-zoid Asshole-Dobson could give a shit about Santa Clause, or some Disney character named Giovanni Geppetto.

Notice… “the Dark Side” description.   <– What a joke.  Reminder: We’re talking about kids producing a play.  Dobson lost the argument by trying to spin the topic into a conversation about “the Dark Side”.   Nobody has questioned Dobson if he isn’t the very same “dark side”, yet.

If Dobson can claim the ability to identify it: Isn’t he throwing himself out there on his own behalf?  (“James Dobson is a Salamander who eats raw baby shit!!”  I’ve never tasted baby-shit, but Dobson eats baby shit all of the time… Because I’ve decided to go public with the “fact”!)

…It would appear that the baby shit has hit James “I Hate Everybody” Dobson’s fan.

Sean Chapin, a GLBT activist and film-maker, has produced a YouTube that follows the same genre about Santa coming out of the closet, just to piss Dobson off even more.

enjoy


Sean Chapin has a Facebook page that can be found here. Chapin is a gay activist who has a long history for being persecuted for his effectiveness “Vlogging”

…Leave it to the Gays who understand how to play under the (political) wire better than “Them”.

Another h/t to Joe.My.God.

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