Watch  for Sarah Palin to shit unicorns and Cheerios out of her ass and shake the vowels out of her Holy Bible over this.

Putting the “Dooper” in “Squirrelisms”.

Nothing worse than being a sloppy drunk than to be a sloppy bank robber and drunk!

State police said the 78-year-old was arrested on Friday night after he was found inside the Litchfield Bancorp bank with a loaded revolver.

The actor, best known as Agent Zed in the Men In Black films, was charged with burglary and possession of a firearm without a permit.

He is being held on $100,000 (£62,688) bail and is due in court on Monday.

This is apparently his third or fourth arrest for being a sloppy fall-down drunk.

I’m doubting Pink handed out umbrellas for this performance, and perhaps nobody really minded.  One would have to hand it to her – that was incredible.

Bill Gates on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart admitted that he’s been “Tweeting” for about a week now.  When asked how many followers he has, he shyly avoided the question by asking Stewart how many followers HE had.  To answer the question; “borg1“, Gates’ user name, has 17,244 err… 17,245 followers since I follow him now.

I’m such a groupie….

YouTube FruitFly's link toQueers have low-level reproduction statistics

Quite handy if your parents never had that “Birds and the Bees” talk with you.

Oh wait!  That was the “Family Values Crowd” that was talking about that… I forgot!!

Hooray for the liberals in Massachusetts!!  They’ve elected their first porn-star!!